Date: February 24th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Deranged dallas chad
Hi!! Ell (Vixen) & Chris (Stag) here! We are a married but open couple. We like (straight) mfm, (bi) fmf, (straight) fullswap. This is a Co-ed profile. We both write and respond when we can. 💋 is Ell/ 🦌 is Chris.
We are in search of like minded friends who also agree humans we not meant to be monogamous. Those friends could be single straight guys, single bi girls or a fullswap couple. All of our friends need to be responsible, respectful, safe & sane.
We will not allow any pushy or rude people to be included in our circle of friends because we do not like drama. Some of our friends make it to the bedroom, some of them don't... We are very selective...
We want our friends to be okay with talking for a little bit thru online messages (preferably KIK) and getting to know one anothers general personalities before meeting...
We are sluts... A Slut is "someone of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you. Not society's idea that men can screw whatever walks and women must only screw their husbands."
Our friends should be sluts too.
Embrace your inner slut! (but be safe doing it!!)
Please take a few minutes to **skim** through and read what may pertain to you. If you think you may want to msg us, please feel free.
DISCLAIMER 1: If you have reservations with the life we live, no worries - to each their own. We have enough respect for other people to never push our beliefs on anyone, so do us a favor & repay that respect by keep your shitty comments to yourselves. (Yes, it's actually sad we have to put this in our profile, but we do... sorry,not sorry)
We really don't care what any judgmental internet troll thinks... We have prominent jobs, a wonderful family and you could probably learn a thing or two from us. Especially since you're still trolling dating sites and we've been together for 15 years... scroll on toads... scroll on...
**PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE BEFORE WRITING US**
Who WE are! (written individually)
I'm Ell, (pronounced "L" as in Leigh, but I go by Ell) I'm a 33 y/o, educated bi sexual mom. I'm married but non monogamous. I'm 5'-8". Brown eyes & hair. I graduated from the University of Houston & love volleyball. I enjoy playing pool, drinking & hanging out with friends. I like to party and have a good time when we can.
I've met my fair share of guys in & out of the lifestyle. They are all the same mostly. They say what they think I want to hear, either overly sweet or overly crude. I don't need love, I'm married. I don't want to just fuck, I own several toys.
Although, the lifestyle is mainly about sex for us, I'd be more interested in finding a regular guy friend that I connect with in & out of the bedroom (on a non romantic level) and in order for that to happen, I have to be able to have a conversation with him and he has to be able to make me laugh. That's the trick for me.
Sexually - I'm pretty much into a little bit of every thing... no pain, piss, scat, blood....etc... I'm doing a little self exploration as well, trying to figure out what the 30 sumthing me likes. I'm looking to connect with sane, respectful single guys, bisexual girls or full-swap couples.
Although we have a very, very healthy sex life with each other, we also respect/understand one another's human desires to have sex with others. Variety isnt an issue with any other aspect of life, why should sex be any different? ;)
Send us a msg :)
Hey y'all! Chris here, I'm 39 y/o. 100% Straight. Dark eyes, dark hair, Italian, 6' tall & 160 pounds. Alpha male raised with manners and taught respect. (I know, we are dying breed.) I enjoy the outdoors,being on/in/at the ocean, billiards and having a good time with my wife & friends. I'm a new dad so that's showing me things about myself I never knew I had in me.
I'm open minded when it comes to being in the bedroom. I am not homophobic but not interested in any intentional male contact. Although I enjoy watching my wife play with guys and girls, I'm also very open to searching out a single/free-range educated woman to talk with and see where it goes.
We both agree humans are not meant to be monogamous. Monogamy is more of a "society" standard that is imposed on people and is not natural. Sex is good for you and it's very healthy.
With the right rules and precautions, there is no reason why anyone should not be able to have consensual sex with another person just because they are committed to another.
DISCLAIMER 2: We are not a cuckold couple. I am pretty alpha and I will always be involved as much as I want to be. I prefer the label Stag if you have to label me at all. We are not looking for Bulls. (If you consider yourself a "Bull" out loud, the chances of you being with my wife will be slim.) I'm straight and NOT looking for any male on male contact what-so-ever.
We are looking for: (in no particular order)
-Sexy bi-sexual girls
We are not too picky in this category... just be "average to fit", well kept & in the Houston area. Drama free and OK with playing with couples.
🦌 likes women who are confident and smart. I am not judgmental or aggressive. I've been told I'm pretty funny and I'm easy going. Would love to find s female friend we can share in and out of the bedroom.
💋 is very bi sexual and there are very few things hotter than feeling a woman's body on mine. I like a sensual woman, someone who can be friends in and out of the bedroom but is okay being shared with my Stag.
All Non-Monogamous/Single bi ladies please send us a PM.
-Like minded FULL-SWAP couples
Looking for FULL SWAP Couples. Must be clean, avg-fit, in our area and at least somewhat in the lifestyle. We like confident, not cocky couples who are safe and know what that want.
We have played with several couples through the years and it can always be a fun time if everyone clicks. We are open to same room, same house & the like. Would love to find a regular couple we can hang with in & out of the bedroom.
NOT looking for "girl on girl only", "Soft Swap" couples... or couples who only want to fuck Ell & not include Chris. Not gonna happen, don't even write us.
Again - Chris is NOT into guys at all!!
-SELECT single STRAIGHT males under 45.
(💋) is open to a lot of things, but when i set limits on who I am interested in, please respect them. I say I'm not looking to meet anyone over 45. Its not a deal breaker if you're 47 or 48. Its all about personality and chemistry.
Likewise to all you cute little early 20-somethings, I’m sure you’re nice, but NO. It would make me feel dirty, and not in the good “spank me, I've been naughty” kind of way.
Select includes, but not limited to:
-are in my age range - 28-45,
-have your profile filled out completely with a few clear/recent pictures,
-are living in or around Houston,
-are well mannered,
-are NOT looking to cheat on your better half,
-can write more than "hey sexy" or "wanna fuck" in your introduction email,
-are decently hung (7" +),
-are NOT scared of other people watching you have sex,
-are okay with ALWAYS playing safe,
-are NOT into hard drugs, 420 friendly. ;)
-are able & willing to chat for a non specific amount of time before meeting,
-are OK with our rules (See Below),
-are willing to meet at our desired location &
-are NOT a pushy person...
- and you understand you are the temporary factor and you can just as easily be taken out of the equation as quick, if not quicker, than you came into it. :)
We are cautious/hesitant to play with newbies/single guys (who have NO UNDERSTANDING of the lifestyle) because they seem to think that they make the rules. You don't.
They tend to, more times than not, not be able to preform because they are not as secure with themselves as they think they are. My husbands presence is intimidating, its okay, I get it. But then they use that as an excuse so you can try to talk us into meeting Ell alone. Not happening.
They tend to get pushy about face pictures as if our extensive, existing profile and current pictures across several websites like FET or CT are not enough to prove we are real? GTFOH! We will not share any pictures until we are comfortable doing so, period.
We are real and this is the only time we will say it
My stag ALWAYS has the choice to join me and my playmayes (and mostly does.) Especially the initial meetings. After he gets to know & TRUST you, he tends to back off and will allow me to play at my leisure. That's his call and I, nor my partners will push that idea. He will let me know when I am allowed...
At that point, it'll be up to me when we play alone and it takes me a little longer to trust. Don't get pushy. and if you don't understand that's a safety issue, then I/we don't want to hang out with you anyway.
No, I won't meet you alone and that's the only time I will say it
Single males are a dime a dozen, sell us on why we should pick you. In other words, if you're gonna write, put in an effort because I don't have any problem blocking anyone...
We both work full time so we limit our play time to the weekends. We also have a kid now, so time is a lot more restricted. We will try and write everyone back who writes , but we tend to be very picky about who we choose to spend our time with... If you can't handle brutal honesty - then move on... We are not the peeps for you.
**We do have face pictures, which we will gladly share with you AFTER we have talked a little bit and we feel comfortable doing so. One thing we have learned through the years of being on the internet is - it is a VERY small world...so don't press the issue.**
We don't have many rules, but the main ones are:
-We ALWAYS use protection!
-Ell does not play alone with strangers.
-Ell/Chris will verify in person/on phone if need be that Chris/Ell is allowed to date alone.
-Be respectful to the BOTH of us.
-Not into any thing painful or gross!
- email or Kik... If it's easier for you
And finally, we are sorry our profile comes off so harsh but there are a lot of rude and ignorant people on the web. When we made this profile back in 2004, our profile was sweet and innocent back then. Over the years, dealing with people who are rude, people who are jealous or people who are just plain'ol stupid & closed minded, our profile has had to evolve to what it is today. Even this paragraph is being written in response to a msg we got from some one a few days ago. (9.28.17)
We know (with certainty) that our harshness weeds out those people we would not be interested in. If you read our profile and got offended or felt we were too crass, you shouldn't contact us at all... :) No hard feelings from us whats-so-ever, you're doing us the favor.
If any of this profile hurts your feelings, we are not the couple for you. If you are a genuine person who is certain they would like to pursue the lifestyle, then this profile will make complete sense.
Thanks for reading and we hope to hear from you!
€ll & Chris
#VIXEN #STAG #BBC #BWC #FOURTWENTY #FREERANGESPOUSES
Disclaimer 4: WARNING-Any institutions/person using this site or any of it's associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum, both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal retaliation.
What I'm doing with my life
Trying to be the best parents we can be and have as much fun as we can while doing it!
I could probably beat you at...
Pissing people off while smiling...
My golden rule
Submission is earned. Trust comes before dominance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dead Until Dark, Living Dead in Dallas, Club Dead, Dead To the World, Dead As a Door nail, Definitely Dead, Altogether Dead, From Dead To Worse, Dead And Gone, Dead In The Family & The Twilight & Hunger Games series. Anything Military related.
Movies: Any thing Adam Sandler...way too many to list...
Music: Pretty much every thing. We like Country, Rock, Classic Rock,R&B and anything 3rd Coast...
Food: Yes please!
My partner should be
Open to the non monogamous lifestyle. Clean, safe & sane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The last page of the internet
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with our family and planning our weekend
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
It's not cheating if your wife or husband knows :)
You should message me if
You: have actually read my profile, are a Sexy/Single/BI-sexual girl, are a like minded FULL-SWAP Couple or a Sexy/Single/STRAIGHT guy that:Is into the Lifestyle, is in our age range (26-45), has a profile filled out, is living in or around the Houston area, is avg-fit, is clean, is well mannered, is NOT looking to cheat on your better half, can write more than "hey sexy" or "wanna fuck" in your introduction email, is decently hung (7"+), is not scared of being watched, is okay with ALWAYS playing safe, is NOT into drugs (Very 420 Friendly), is able to eventually show pictures of the goods, is willing to chat for a non specific amount of time before meeting, is able to follow our rules (See Above), is willing to meet at our desired location, is NOT a pushy person & can type - "I actually read your profile" in your opening msg.
The two of us
Personality traits are based on answers to match questions as compared to the OkCupid population.