-have your family dragged through the mud with Wild Bill masks for sale in every Halloween shop and prime time reports about Oval Office BJs

-only have a single child, she's in the press constantly looking awkward while you grit your teeth and stand by your man

-boring NY Senate job

-get BTFO in primary by some random cornball brother from Sri Lanka

-consolation prize! SOS, but you get drawn into numerous hearings and controversies

-daughter marries some lame hedge fund guy

-host charity events with creeps like Weinstein who elbow Bill whilst making dirty jokes

-it's finally your turn, but some weird Jewish faggot who looks like Larry David calls you corrupt and his legion of socialist potheads makes mean memes about you. you have to call in favors from all your sycophant pals to barely win the primary

-you faint and everyone online sees weird guys haul you into a secret service van

-your opponent in the election: Donald J. Trump--your expert team set him up to win as a "pied piper candidate", easy win!

-you get publicly humiliated in the debates while prole coal miners hoot & holler

-but he can't possibly win, your team released an old ABC video with Billy Bush

-your experts spend millions canvassing in Chicago and New Orleans, ignoring rust belt workers, they tell you it's a new tactic to attract minority votes

-throw yourself a huge bash on election night: it's time to make history!

-NYT meter pegs deep into the red

-go into hiding, call on another friend to talk about how normal you are walking in the park

-have your surrogates demand a pointless probe that convicts a few known shady actors + a lawyer paying a porn star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813201)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35849948)

I understand Melania is a trophy wife and came with her own set of issues. But she's doing her best with a situation she probably never asked for or expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35849974)

Michelle is a Princeton/Harvard grad and a lawyer. Hillary is a Wellesley/Yale grad and lawyer. Has Melania ever even had a real job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35849993)

But please, tell me more about how qualified Michelle Obama is just from being a lawyer and First Lady.

*rest chin on fists and looks at you with wide-eyed anticipation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35850151)

You complained that people take Michelle and Hillary seriously as presidential candidates, but no one take Melsnia seriously at all. I just explained why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35850166)

like how can you not beat someone like that? it's pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813244)

she's never spent a night in prison

at least chelsea isn't bill's

millions of people adore her

she's won at life. hopefully she feels like a loser and offs herself, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813247)

over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813277)

"I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women in the room. I was feeling nervous. I was a senior in college. I wasn’t sure how well I’d do. And while we’re waiting for the exam to start, a group of men began to yell things like: ‘You don’t need to be here.’ And ‘There’s plenty else you can do.’ It turned into a real ‘pile on.’ One of them even said: ‘If you take my spot, I’ll get drafted, and I’ll go to Vietnam, and I’ll die.’ And they weren’t kidding around. It was intense. It got very personal. But I couldn’t respond. I couldn’t afford to get distracted because I didn’t want to mess up the test. So I just kept looking down, hoping that the proctor would walk in the room. I know that I can be perceived as aloof or cold or unemotional. But I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions. And that’s a hard path to walk. Because you need to protect yourself, you need to keep steady, but at the same time you don’t want to seem ‘walled off.’ And sometimes I think I come across more in the ‘walled off’ arena. And if I create that perception, then I take responsibility. I don’t view myself as cold or unemotional. And neither do my friends. And neither does my family. But if that sometimes is the perception I create, then I can’t blame people for thinking that.

— Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, during an interview with Brandon Stanton of Humans of New York, recounting her experience about what it was like to take the LSAT at Harvard in the 1960s."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35815839)

Exclusive: Hillary Tells Yet Another Self-Aggrandizing Feminist Lie

by Ann Coulter8 Sep 20165,536

Hillary told another whopper today, one of her typical I am a heroic woman who has stood up to bullies my whole life lies.

"Speaking to a blog called “Humans of New York” on Thursday, Hillary shared a “rare personal message” – as Politico put it. She claimed that when she took the LSAT during her senior year of college, men taking the test shouted at her, saying her admission to law school could cost them their draft deferments, forcing them to go to Vietnam, where they would die. The moral of the story was that she had to “learn as a young woman to control my emotions.” Brave Hillary!

Here’s what Hillary said:

“I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women in the room. I was feeling nervous. I was a senior in college. I wasn’t sure how well I’d do. And while we’re waiting for the exam to start, a group of men began to yell things like: ‘You don’t need to be here.’ And ‘There’s plenty else you can do.’ It turned into a real ‘pile on.’ One of them even said: ‘If you take my spot, I’ll get drafted, and I’ll go to Vietnam, and I’ll die.’ And they weren’t kidding around. It was intense.

“It got very personal. But I couldn’t respond. I couldn’t afford to get distracted because I didn’t want to mess up the test. So I just kept looking down, hoping that the proctor would walk in the room. I know that I can be perceived as aloof or cold or unemotional. But I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions. And that’s a hard path to walk. “

The problem with this corny story that only stupid 20-year-old girls would believe is: Hillary graduated from Wellesley in 1969. Remember? That’s when she gave that speech insulting the first black senator since Reconstruction. So her senior year began in autumn, 1968. She says she was a senior during this harrowing experience, which is when the LSAT is normally taken. But the LBJ administration ended all graduate school deferments on February 16, 1968, except for medical, dental and divinity students, when Hillary was still a junior in college.

Perhaps it was that bump on her head that has her confused on dates. Or the trauma of that gunfire she ducked landing in Sarajevo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35816165)

So I guess NO excuse for her bar performance then lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35816221)

If you or your best friend had properly satisfied their husbands, you would have probably won either 2008 or 2016.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813257)

(1) Perhaps her life is not sad because despite not being POTUS, she is still rich, powerful, etc.

(2) Perhaps her life is sad precisely because she has everything EXCEPT the one thing she really wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35813588)

their lives may be sad but they feel good about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945541&forum_id=2#35815746)