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spent 4 months becoming really good friends with a "lesbian" to fuck her

I fell in love with her before we ever did anything sexual. ...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
si
longwangpoontang
  05/30/18
dude delete this
Chaucer
  05/27/18
...
Street Sharks
  05/27/18
lol cr
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
...
Wilbur Mercer-Bey
  05/27/18
NO, this is a ledger of our sorrows
HelloIcon
  05/27/18
...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/27/18
wait
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
...
Thunder Collins
  06/29/18
Lol jfc
extremely online guy
  05/27/18
my world is an emotional ponzi scheme. fuck my ass
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
pink triangle on her sleeve
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/27/18
but has OP smoked a few in his time?
niggardly jigger
  05/27/18
...
bloodacre
  06/13/18
We can’t help whom we love
dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)
  05/27/18
toxic
BIG | NIG | DICKY
  05/27/18
...
bowlcut autist
  05/27/18
...
smores
  05/27/18
(Guy who watched chasing Amy last night)
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  05/27/18
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118842/ jfc. I'm about to w...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
ran here
How to derive an aut from an ism
  05/27/18
Sex with lesbians is 180
The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan
  05/27/18
You're 180.
boner police?
  05/27/18
Lol what's his name
guys
  05/27/18
how does she look. most lesbians are butt ugly
...,,....,,.,,,..,,,,...
  05/27/18
We gotta find a cure for lesbian
><<(^((*>
  05/27/18
My longest relationship was with a now lesbian, absolutely d...
boomerboat
  05/27/18
what a shrewd way to allocate your time and effort tbh. much...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/27/18
Clearly she’s bisexual if they ducked
""'"'''"
  05/27/18
She squirted for me like a goddamn hydrant. My sheets and to...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
seems likely she was sexually molested
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/28/18
o. shit.
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/30/18
that would explain her presenting as a lesbian despite (appa...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/30/18
This
InHouseChad
  06/13/18
...
a bitter little Eichmann
  06/29/18
*barf* So she pissed all over you congrats I guess
""'"'''"
  06/29/18
...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/27/18
great thread without even a single pic
nyuug
  05/27/18
you are a feminized faggot
live fast eat ass
  05/27/18
straight as an arrow. and quite high-test, actually
nyuug
  05/27/18
you're a human being, congratulations
sharia lawyer
  05/27/18
I’m sorry for the pain you’re going through. BUT, you spe...
Pumpin Black Gash
  05/28/18
cq
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  05/30/18
How big of a strapon did she use?
Absolutely Devastating
  05/30/18
Four months? I worked on a straight guy for four YEARS befor...
evan39
  05/30/18
Fuck my ass.
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/13/18
Update?
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/13/18
This bitch punched me in the head at our work about a month ...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/29/18
I'm on some acp-level throwback faggotry. I'm a goddamn piec...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/29/18
Are you a hipster cocaine addict working at Denny's? How do...
Super Not Okay
  06/29/18
Whoa cr friend. I definitely went looking for this predicame...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/29/18
Oh, you're only 24? Just slide and let do brother. Keep li...
Super Not Okay
  06/29/18
if you were regularly making her cum none of this wouldve ha...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  06/29/18
what's with this new shtick?
chilmata
  06/29/18
She was trying to smash the 2nd to last night at the music f...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/29/18
lol
Chaucer
  06/29/18
she sounds like a heartbreaker, and she will break u
dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)
  06/29/18
Her HS "boyfriend" (she never refers to him as tha...
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  06/29/18
she sounds like a sadness with no refrain https://www.youtub...
dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)
  06/29/18
Update
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  07/04/18
you should creampie her
there's a wocket in my pocket
  07/04/18


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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:11 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

I fell in love with her before we ever did anything sexual. I didn't tell her, because I figured she wouldn't have sex with me if I did. She figured it out afterwards tho, and said we can't fuck anymore, because I already like her too much, and that she was determined not to make it any worse.

Well, it got a lot worse. We are barely friends anymore. I've called her a cunt, and have made her cry several times. I've blown up her phone at 5am--rambling adderall screeds where I tried saying ANYTHING to get her into bed with me again, and now she hates me for it. She used to trust me more than anyone, but now my words mean nothing to her. I adored this girl, gained her trust, and received the greatest gift she could give. I still adore her, but she only seems to hate me for it anymore.

killself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134849)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

si

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150614)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: Chaucer

dude delete this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134854)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:16 AM
Author: Street Sharks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134856)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:16 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134859)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:17 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer-Bey (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134860)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: HelloIcon

NO, this is a ledger of our sorrows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134870)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Butlerian jihad NOW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134986)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134871)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Thunder Collins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335291)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:23 AM
Author: extremely online guy

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134874)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:23 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

my world is an emotional ponzi scheme. fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134877)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 3:23 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

pink triangle on her sleeve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36134878)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: niggardly jigger

but has OP smoked a few in his time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138504)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: bloodacre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36237452)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:53 AM
Author: dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)

We can’t help whom we love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135051)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: BIG | NIG | DICKY (ethical boihole)

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135052)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135053)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: smores



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135054)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


(Guy who watched chasing Amy last night)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135060)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118842/

jfc. I'm about to watch it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135269)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: How to derive an aut from an ism

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136207)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan

Sex with lesbians is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135725)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: boner police?

You're 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36135728)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: guys

Lol what's his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136188)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: ...,,....,,.,,,..,,,,...

how does she look. most lesbians are butt ugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136189)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: ><<(^((*> (0x9219DDFD2869edABd47A8e905e87d76e42C712da)

We gotta find a cure for lesbian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136197)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: boomerboat

My longest relationship was with a now lesbian, absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136201)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


what a shrewd way to allocate your time and effort tbh. much smarter than trying to fuck heterosexual women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136218)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: ""'"'''"


Clearly she’s bisexual if they ducked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36136225)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

She squirted for me like a goddamn hydrant. My sheets and torso were fucking soaked. I loved how she would beg me not to take my dick out for a while after I had busted. Her reasoning for us not fucking is nonsense imo, but she refuses to talk about it, and I've tried bringing it up so many times now that she goes immediately nuclear if I do. Idk. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138440)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Butlerian jihad NOW)

seems likely she was sexually molested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36139335)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:34 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

o. shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150316)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 7:44 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Butlerian jihad NOW)

that would explain her presenting as a lesbian despite (apparently) being heterosexual. Would explain the reaction during sex, and the nuclear meltdown after.

you just bought yourself problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150387)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: InHouseChad

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36237470)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: a bitter little Eichmann (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335337)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: ""'"'''"


*barf*

So she pissed all over you congrats I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335492)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138445)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138444)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: live fast eat ass

you are a feminized faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138446)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

straight as an arrow. and quite high-test, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138449)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)

you're a human being, congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36138454)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: Pumpin Black Gash

I’m sorry for the pain you’re going through.

BUT, you spent 4 months grooming her for sex, and consider sex the “greatest gift she can give”. So why are you pining after this prostitute if you’ve already gotten what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36139345)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:34 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150315)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: Absolutely Devastating (All poasts are performance art )

How big of a strapon did she use?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150352)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: evan39

Four months? I worked on a straight guy for four YEARS before I finally got to have sex with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36150399)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36237446)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36237489)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

This bitch punched me in the head at our work about a month ago, and most recently--without telling me, she left on the last day of a music festival--with all of our mutually purchased shit--I had no tent, and had to sleep outside on a goddamn air-mattress. FUCK-MY-ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335287)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

I'm on some acp-level throwback faggotry. I'm a goddamn piece of driftwood right now. My lust, hate, infatuation, adoration--they're are all fueling eachother. I feel like I've already invested too much--let too much slide--to just let it die now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335329)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Super Not Okay (High Constitutional Moment)

Are you a hipster cocaine addict working at Denny's? How does this even happen to an adult?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335420)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

Whoa cr friend. I definitely went looking for this predicament. I'm 24, and the obvious answer is to just get my career together, but here I am, addicted to fucking an endless conveyor of crazy-chicks in the restaurant industry. Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335484)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Super Not Okay (High Constitutional Moment)

Oh, you're only 24? Just slide and let do brother. Keep living you're best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36336059)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

if you were regularly making her cum none of this wouldve happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335332)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

what's with this new shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335372)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

She was trying to smash the 2nd to last night at the music festival--we were both tripping balls on acid. I remember how it felt--when I had fucked her brains out in the past, and then she'd seemingly hate me for it in the days afterwards. I could already feel the emotional rollercoaster I was about to hop-on, and I started sobbing right in front of her. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335393)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Chaucer

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335507)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)

she sounds like a heartbreaker, and she will break u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335379)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

Her HS "boyfriend" (she never refers to him as that) literally blew his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335408)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)

she sounds like a sadness with no refrain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y413Vk9FzY0&frags=wn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36335618)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
Subject: Update

The Cold War keeps bubbling into actual conflict. She's trying to fuck all of my best buds. I made her lose her shit again at work today. One of us is going to get fired after this last blowup--the entire restaurant could hear her screaming about killing me from the kitchen. LOL. LOLOl. Good riddance. Adios you FUCKING STUPID CUNT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36365166)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

you should creampie her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987512&forum_id=2#36365198)