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Ultimate Insecure UMC tell: the "sports" car

Anytime I see a sports car, I know there’s a 90% chance it’s...
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
TMF smashing his tiny hand into the steering column of his 1...
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
LOL
John Jacob Jingleheimerdood
  06/13/18
What are you driving these days bro?
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
2003 Audi. has 180 tight steering and comfortable seats, wil...
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
CR. Unwashed?
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
LJL at me washing a car or caring enough to go to a carwash....
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
was the car new when you got it? A6?
bloodacre
  06/13/18
Yes x2.
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
nice. i'm a big fan of the A6. I assume it's pretty low mile...
bloodacre
  06/13/18
under 30k.
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
jfc
bloodacre
  06/13/18
Pretty much drove it less than 5x/year from end of college u...
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  06/13/18
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HEAD of STIM DEVELOPMENT
  06/13/18
hm, what's this? smells like fish
are we not all but thai boys
  06/13/18
Oh fuck off, Ferraris are 180 to drive.
Upset Jew the POASTAH
  06/13/18
Sure thing, Dr Finklestein. Do you still have to sit on a p...
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
(never driven a Ferrari)
Upset Jew the POASTAH
  06/13/18
(never fucked more than a 6)
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
Bro ferraris are not ford freestars lol
Wilbur Mercer-Bey
  06/13/18
u seem foaming at the mouth jealous
imanxoxoposter
  06/13/18
miatas are dope.
Kenneth Pinyan
  06/13/18
...
boomerboat
  06/13/18
...
InTheZone
  06/13/18
i've come around on these
dha tux
  06/13/18
Wrong diagnosis. They're not doing it to achieve your concep...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
Sounds exactly the same.
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
If you're willing to stretch "upper class" quite a...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
(Guy posting from the testoerone clinic)
Martin Prince
  06/13/18
...
boner police?
  06/13/18
High T bro here. Sup?
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
...
Wilbur Mercer-Bey
  06/13/18
I have a 500hp+ modded and tuned sports car. If I wanted to ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  06/13/18
what kind of car? i'm planning on tuning and modding my 2005...
bloodacre
  06/13/18
...
InTheZone
  06/13/18
Ith an e clathh
Wilbur Mercer-Bey
  06/13/18
Do you put it up on cinder blocks in front of your apartment...
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
No, but I do enjoy flooring it and going from 90 to 130 almo...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  06/13/18
...
bloodacre
  06/13/18
...
chilmata
  06/13/18
Holy shit, you changed my mind. Just emptied my crypto and ...
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
  06/13/18
You should. They are fun. I drive mine around in sport mode ...
chilmata
  06/13/18
...
InTheZone
  06/13/18
I don't understand roller coasters. You just end up where yo...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/13/18
In my neck of the woods, to have a sports car you have to ha...
SPACE FORCE
  06/13/18
so what are you driving, brother?
InTheZone
  06/13/18


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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

Anytime I see a sports car, I know there’s a 90% chance it’s driven by a deeply insecure UMC striver, usually a doctor, lolyer or fucking dentist (lolz). These guys are so desperate to prove that they’re upper class that they blow an extra $50K on the car they use to get to work, usually in heavy traffic. “Look at me! I can get 0-60 on the on-ramp 1.5 seconds faster than you, so I’m IMPORTANT and FUN! I’m a member of the leisure class!”

In true insecure fashion, these “men” have to put down those below them to signal they’re in the “upper” class. The guy down the street driving the 328i? "That’s a shitty car! Basically a Civic!"

But you’re not a member of the upper class if you hustle into work to edit clause II.A.3(ii)(d) of the merger agreement between two small cap frozen food companies or go into some dingy operating room to stick a tube up a boomers ass to check for polyps. No shame in that, but there is shame in wasting money to pretend.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237588)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

TMF smashing his tiny hand into the steering column of his 120k soccer mom car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237601)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: John Jacob Jingleheimerdood

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237603)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

What are you driving these days bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237613)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

2003 Audi. has 180 tight steering and comfortable seats, will keep it until it stops running and can't be fixed for a reasonable amount of $.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237620)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

CR. Unwashed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237622)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

LJL at me washing a car or caring enough to go to a carwash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237628)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: bloodacre

was the car new when you got it? A6?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237693)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

Yes x2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237697)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: bloodacre

nice. i'm a big fan of the A6. I assume it's pretty low mileage for its age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237707)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

under 30k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237711)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: bloodacre

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237726)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

Pretty much drove it less than 5x/year from end of college until January 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237732)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: HEAD of STIM DEVELOPMENT

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238849)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: are we not all but thai boys (askav)

hm, what's this? smells like fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237679)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Upset Jew the POASTAH

Oh fuck off, Ferraris are 180 to drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237715)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

Sure thing, Dr Finklestein. Do you still have to sit on a phone book or do the seats go high enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36237747)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Upset Jew the POASTAH

(never driven a Ferrari)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238198)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

(never fucked more than a 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238720)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer-Bey (Short Pride World Wide)

Bro ferraris are not ford freestars lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238738)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: imanxoxoposter

u seem foaming at the mouth jealous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238134)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

miatas are dope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238211)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238761)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36241889)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

i've come around on these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36241969)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

Wrong diagnosis. They're not doing it to achieve your conception of the upper class. They might be doing it to convey status, but those aren't the same things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238235)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

Sounds exactly the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238716)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

If you're willing to stretch "upper class" quite a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238744)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a prancing scholar's scholar)

(Guy posting from the testoerone clinic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238334)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: boner police?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238717)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

High T bro here. Sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238718)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer-Bey (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238755)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (i think i fucking love you.... won't you stay and watch cartoons)

I have a 500hp+ modded and tuned sports car. If I wanted to prove I was "upper class," I'd buy some stupid BMW or Mercedes strivermobile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238727)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: bloodacre

what kind of car? i'm planning on tuning and modding my 2005 wrx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238733)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36241903)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer-Bey (Short Pride World Wide)

Ith an e clathh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238760)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

Do you put it up on cinder blocks in front of your apartment complex to try to impress women on weekends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238772)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (i think i fucking love you.... won't you stay and watch cartoons)

No, but I do enjoy flooring it and going from 90 to 130 almost instantly when I pass trucks on single lane rural highways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238803)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: bloodacre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238815)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36240128)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

Holy shit, you changed my mind. Just emptied my crypto and index funds to buy a few muscle cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36240179)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

You should. They are fun. I drive mine around in sport mode although I am losing 2-3 mpg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36240189)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36241986)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

I don't understand roller coasters. You just end up where you started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238758)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: SPACE FORCE

In my neck of the woods, to have a sports car you have to have a truck first, and probably an extra truck before you can have a "sports car" must be strange to live in a megacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36238844)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: InTheZone

so what are you driving, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001093&forum_id=2#36241906)